I saw a pregnant lady and her husband. I thought, “What would be an inappropriate thing to say to them?” If you’d be like “I curse your child!” And the thing is, they would look at you weird, but then if their kid was, like, a shitty kid, they’d always wonder, “Was it that guy who ran up to me at the parking lot of that restaurant and cursed him?”



unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole


Shortest Creepiest Story



When I was a child, sometimes I would wake up in the middle of the night and find my mother sitting on the edge of my bed. I would begin to say something, but she would put her finger to her lips to shush me.

Every time I would start to cry and when she would hear my father coming down the hall, she would slip silently off the bed onto all fours and crawl back into the closet.